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BUFORD.EXE
Buford Cul-de-Sac, pink and teal frosted hair and pink-tinted glasses, crouched mid-dance on an early-2000s TV dance show stage

Buford Cul-de-Sac

Official real estate enthusiast (unlicensed)

hi. i am Buford Cul-de-Sac.

welcome 2 my homepage!!! i made it myself. this is my official photo. i was told not to smile. i am very serious about real estate.

i have toured 4,000 open houses. i was invited to 3 of them.

i know EVERYTHING about houses. for example: they have doors.

Buford is very confident. Aaron Atencio, REALTOR®, the guy under the hair, has the actual comps.

ASK_BUFORD.EXE

Ask Buford anything NEW!

Buford answers instantly. Buford is never right.

> hi. i am buford. ask me what ur house is worth. or anything. i know everything._

Want a real answer instead? Aaron will send you a free home value report built on actual San Diego sales.

Get Aaron’s real number
HOME_VALUE.EXE

Get your real home value

Buford guessed your house is worth $4 billion. Aaron will get you the real number, free, with no pressure to sell.

GUESTBOOK.TXT

~*~ guestbook ~*~

  • Buford’s Mom wrote: very nice website buford. please stop telling people their house is worth a sandwich.
  • Buford Cul-de-Sac wrote: thank u for signing my guestbook buford
  • Aaron’s real clients wrote: read what actual buyers and sellers say below.
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SECRET_LISTINGS.EXE

under construction

buford is building a secret vault of San Diego homes. he is using a boogie board as a desk. it is going slowly.

Meanwhile, Aaron can send you new listings the day they hit the market.

Search San Diego homes
SHOUTOUTZ.TXT

~*~ shoutoutz ~*~

shoutout 2 San Diego. shoutout 2 fish tacos. shoutout 2 Buford (himself).

Local business? Get your shoutout on Buford’s homepage.

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